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Things My Boss Said to Me Without Elaborating.
“Quick. Tell me everything of consequence that has happened.”
“Sometimes people have to kill themselves, and it’s not easy.”
“You see? We can make the class system work for us!”
“Well, that’s not how I spell your name.”
“That’s not how to subjugate yourself.”
“That woman just honked at me. Do you think she’s a lesbian?”
“This isn’t civilized.”
“We will all be undone in the end.”
“That’s the problem with the working class. They have no concept of work.”
“Did I say that? That’s terribly clever.”
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