CHARLIE BROWN: Hey, Lucy. What’re you doing?

LUCY: I’m going to kill my mother, Charlie Brown.

CHARLIE BROWN: Why would you do something like that?

LUCY: Because the land stinks, Charlie Brown. Nothing but sin grows down here—that’s why folks are so religious. And I figure it doesn’t matter the sort of sin I commit, I’ll be punished in hell for it anyways, the way most preachers talk. Might as well go big.

CHARLIE BROWN: Good grief.