A deranged vegan gang in Virginia nagged David Gergen, “Give in, David! Dine in a green garden genre.” David agreed, digging in. Egad! Indian giver gang denied David dinner, ran, evading David. “Dang!”
Aggrieved Gergen, driven near edge, raved, “Grrrrr! I avenge!” A driving range near David Gergen gave Gergen an idea: “An air raid!” Gergen rang Reagan, needing aid. Reagan engineered a dire grenade-ridden rain. Endangered vegan gang ran and ran, in vain…and died. Gergen ragged, “Ring a gravedigger!”
Revenge earned, a grinning David Gergen gained nirvana.