Francis Heaney

List: The Least Believable Things I Can Reach With a Cane While Sitting at My Computer

List: Steps in the Creation of a List

Some Little Fables To Help You in Your Life

Francis Heaney’s Lipogrammatic Consumer Guide

Imaginary Dialogues

A D’Agostino Supermarket Receipt Found Left Inside a Copy of Denis Johnson’s Jesus’ Son by the Previous Person to Check it out of the Library, Presumably Used as a Bookmark, and Perhaps Shedding Some Light on the Type of Person Who Reads This

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: A Short Story About David Gergen Using Only Words That Can be Spelled with the Letters in “David Gergen.”