A rainbow clown wig

A giant wicker butterfly

A Wilson tennis racket [note: I do not play tennis]

A small postal scale

A CD by a band called “Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci”

An IBM computer that has not crashed in the last 15 minutes

A bottle of motherwort

A table painted to resemble a zebra, with the head missing

A small section of floor that has no clothes piled on it

My nose, with my eyes closed