Set mortgage broker on fire
Set Wall Street on fire
Set White House on fire
Set self on fire
Check self into insane asylum
April 16, 2008
AWARDS! AWARDS! AWARDS!
Suggested Reads
-
November 18, 2009Don’t Hassle Me When I’m Looking At My Fire
-
March 29, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 10: Laugh, Love, Smile
-
November 23, 2010Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 4: The Right to Bare Arms and Pretty Much Everything Else
-
August 31, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 18: Nobody Cares About Chickens
Trending 🔥
-
January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
-
September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
-
February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
-
February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
Recently
-
February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
-
February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
-
February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
-
February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup