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1. Malibu
2. Nitro
3. Blaze
4. Bronco
5. Laser
6. Thunder
7. Viper
8. Atlas
9. Sabre
10. Storm
11. Spark

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Gladiator: 3, 6, 8
Car: 11
Both: 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10

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