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Archive
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December 19, 2022Now That I’ve Quit Twitter, I Have So Much More Time to Cook This Pot Roast
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December 16, 2022A Note about the American Teacher Act
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December 16, 2022Eight Nights of ASMR Triggers for Hanukkah
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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December 15, 2022“Yippee Ki Yay, le Connard": Madeline’s Die Hard Christmas
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December 15, 2022I Believe in Free Speech, So Long as I Get to Change What Free Speech Means to Whatever I Want
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 14, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Peter Cole
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December 14, 2022When “They Died Doing What They Loved” Was Unfortunately True
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You
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December 13, 2022Every Reese Witherspoon Movie Is Superior to The Godfather
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time