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December 12, 2022Bathe Me in Your Love and Admiration, For I Am a Dad Carrying a Baby While Shopping at Costco
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December 9, 2022Staying at a White Lotus Resort or Getting a PhD in English?
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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December 8, 2022Company Holiday Party Bingo
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December 8, 2022How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative
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December 7, 2022Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode
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December 7, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Sharon Olds
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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December 6, 2022You Recognized My Obscure Simpsons Reference. This Means You Are My Soul Mate
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December 6, 2022It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Were Raised Alongside Inflation
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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December 5, 2022An Honest Lease Agreement