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January 11, 2023What to Do with Your Twitter Account Now That Elon Musk Has Given Control of the Company to a Translucent Floating Orb Full of Crane Eggs
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January 11, 2023A Memo from MTV’s VP of Programming Regarding 1,004 Episodes of Ridiculousness
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January 10, 2023Moving to This City I Idealized Will Surely Solve All My Problems
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 10, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Yona Harvey
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January 9, 2023O! I Cannot Elude My Destiny: I Must Write the Department Newsletter
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January 9, 2023I Just Want to Start Lifting Weights Without Getting Red-Pilled
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January 6, 2023Here Are a Few Things I’d Rather You Didn’t Say During My C-Section
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January 6, 2023Your Congressional Intern Really Appreciates This Indefinite Extension on Her House Committee Reports
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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January 5, 2023Inevitable Questions from My Daughter, and How I Plan to Answer Them
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January 4, 2023Republican House Majority BINGO