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January 10, 2022Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ
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January 10, 2022Teaching Your Parents How to FaceTime
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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January 7, 2022We Do Traditional Macchiatos Here
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January 6, 2022Low-Skilled, Easily Replaceable Employees Must Return to Work Immediately, Otherwise Our Society Will Collapse
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January 6, 2022If This Post is Not Allowed, Mods, Please Take My Firstborn Child
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 5, 2022Everything We Currently Know About Birds
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January 4, 2022Gloria Estefan Emerges from the Miami Sound Machine to Warn Humanity That a New Variant of Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
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January 4, 2022Toddler Dissertations
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January 4, 2022I’m HBO Max, and Oh My God, What Is It Now?
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January 3, 2022Public Health Terminology, Explained