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Archive
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December 16, 2021Reviews of New Food: Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch Cereal
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December 15, 2021Due to Supply-Chain Issues, Mommy Will Be Unable to Fill Your Order
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December 15, 2021When the Teleprompter Discovered Kierkegaard
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December 15, 2021Beaver of Fine Arts: Closing Remarks for an MFA Commencement: What Google Maps Doesn’t Tell You About the Road Ahead
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December 14, 2021The Email Signature I, Your Exhausted Nonbinary Coworker, Actually Want to Use
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December 14, 2021Peter Orner on Bernard Malamud
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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December 13, 2021Here at Time Magazine, We’ve Decided This Is One of Those Years We Pick a Person Who Sucks
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December 13, 2021We Feel You Have Not Been Sufficiently Notified of Our School’s Early Dismissal on Friday
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December 13, 2021Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t the Woke Mob Here to Cancel Me for Loudly Farting at the Height of My Saxophone Solo
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December 10, 2021A Romance Novelist Desperately Tries to Romanticize Midwestern Winter
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December 10, 2021We’re Sorry, You Can’t Join Our Street Gang Because You Don’t Know Ballet