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“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic

Excerpts from The House of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting

What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno

COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means

We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help

A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering

You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans

We Are the Other Girls of Stars Hollow and We Deserve Recognition Too

I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature

Increasingly Convoluted Rules for Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak Like a Local

Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, Now a Rich Man, Receives a Letter from His HOA

A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers