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I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I, Too, Had a Brief Relationship with Pete Davidson

Please Do Not Offend the Pro-Genocide Members of the College Board of Trustees

Your Lack of Red Flags Is Stifling Me Creatively

Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too

Women’s Body Parts Wait to Learn Which of Them Will Be “In” This Season

I Am Totally Against Critical Race Theory, and Furthermore, I Have No Clue What It Is

Windows Were Never on the Table

It Is I, William Shakespeare, and I Am Begging You to Stop Letting High Schoolers Put on Productions of Macbeth

A Note from Your Friends at Federal Student Aid

I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody

Are You Listening to a True Crime Podcast or Floundering at the Automated Supermarket Checkout?

An Afternoon with Me, the Man in an REI Print Ad