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Due to Supply-Chain Issues, Mommy Will Be Unable to Fill Your Order

When the Teleprompter Discovered Kierkegaard

Beaver of Fine Arts: Closing Remarks for an MFA Commencement: What Google Maps Doesn’t Tell You About the Road Ahead

The Email Signature I, Your Exhausted Nonbinary Coworker, Actually Want to Use

Peter Orner on Bernard Malamud

The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley

Here at Time Magazine, We’ve Decided This Is One of Those Years We Pick a Person Who Sucks

We Feel You Have Not Been Sufficiently Notified of Our School’s Early Dismissal on Friday

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t the Woke Mob Here to Cancel Me for Loudly Farting at the Height of My Saxophone Solo

A Romance Novelist Desperately Tries to Romanticize Midwestern Winter

We’re Sorry, You Can’t Join Our Street Gang Because You Don’t Know Ballet

A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?