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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks
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October 15, 2021FAQ About Your CSA
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October 15, 2021Scooby-Doo Refuses to Get the Rabies Vaccine
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October 14, 2021Academic Job Market or Squid Game?
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October 14, 2021I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact
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October 14, 2021Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
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October 13, 2021As a Teacher, I Agree With Mitch McConnell: Parents Should Tell Schools What to Teach