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December 9, 2021A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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December 8, 2021Good Parents Capitalize on Their Individual Strengths. My Wife’s Is Seeing to Our Kids’ Every Need, and Mine Is Roughhousing
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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December 7, 2021Jo March Starts a Substack
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December 7, 2021Will I Have Diarrhea? A Flow Chart
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December 6, 2021Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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December 6, 2021The One-Question Career Test
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December 6, 2021Brian Wilson Gets Yacht Blocked
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December 3, 2021Oscar Wilde’s The NFT of Dorian Gray
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December 3, 2021How to Write Like an Academic
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December 2, 2021The Democratic Party’s Guide to Keeping Your Rights