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Carlos Santana’s “Smooth,” Featuring Rob Thomas and Charles Bukowski

The Geometric Hall of Shame

Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based on Other Explorers

Will Buying These Expensive Pants Change My Life?

I’m the Old Lady from Titanic and Let Me Just Tell You Those Nudes Will Leak

An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin

Oedipus Learns of the Term “Oedipus Complex”

I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction

As a Body-Positive Swimsuit Brand, We Refuse to Retouch Our Already Flawless Models

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts

Hi, I Am a Woman Who Relishes in My Resolve to Contribute to Declining Birthrates

Studio Notes on the UN Climate Report