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August 20, 2021Dorothy Parker Sayings, Revised for Parenting a Teenage Boy
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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August 19, 2021How to Shed Your Reputation as the War Crimes Guy
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August 19, 2021Every Album by [Artist/Band], Ranked from Worst to Best
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August 19, 2021For Sale: Cardboard Moving Boxes—FREE—Pickup Only
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August 18, 2021Big Space Company Welcomes You Aboard Your First Commercial Space Flight
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August 18, 2021Legal Compensation for Straight Women on Dating Apps
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August 18, 2021An Open Letter to the Architect Who Invented Open-Concept Floor Plans
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August 17, 2021We Are Definitely Going Back to Normal Right Now. Maybe
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August 17, 2021Phishing Emails No ’90s Kid Can Resist
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August 17, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Acorn
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August 17, 2021How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?