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List: Questions From Emotional Tech Support

Conversation Resignation Letter

Not So Timeless After All: Leisk, Harold

List: Questions It’s Totally Okay to Not Have Answered in Your Twenties

Purify Your System With the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse

Monologue: The Valedictorian of a For-Profit Online University Addresses the Graduating Class

List: What Commercials Have Taught Me About Laundry

Congratulations On Your Purchase of the World’s Most Powerful Wireless Router

List: Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temperature

Hey Look, Those Birds Are Fucking

Monologue: Dickon Lets Mary in On the Secret of The Secret Garden