Archive

My Own Private Shock Corridor: Exile in Goyville, Part 1

List: Discarded Descriptions of Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel

A Bicycle Built for One

The View from Where I Standardize: Ruminations from the Test-Prep Industry: Tips and Tricks

Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company

List: My Five-Year College Reunion Mixtape

A Tender Mother Gertrude Goose Lesson Plan

Hungover Bear and Friends: How to Seduce a Girl, Advice from Love Cheetah, Part 4

Monologue: I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground

A World Cup Viewing Guide for Stay-at-Home Dads

Dad’s Jokes Explained

List: Honest Father’s Day Card Greetings