I Fought Piranhas
by A.J. Packman (9/19/2006)

Sestina: The Forest of Barbaric Sestinas
by Daniel Borzutsky (9/19/2006)

George Viebranz Has Taken to His Bed: Dispatch 5: Everybody, Including Myself, Is Working for the Weekend
by George Viebranz (9/18/2006)

Perhaps I Should Stop Naming The Protagonists in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
by Teddy Wayne (9/18/2006)

George Viebranz Has Taken to His Bed: Dispatch 6: Time in a Bedpan
by George Viebranz (9/16/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Weschler’s Fourth Interlude
by Lawrence Weschler (9/15/2006)

List: HAL’s Comments While Trapped on a Desert Island, and Your Name Is Dave
by Joyce Hughes and Miranda Burgess (9/15/2006)

List: Characters From the G.I. Joe Civil War Collection
by Keith Staskiewicz (9/15/2006)

List: Better Names for Rhode Island
by Dennis Jordan (9/15/2006)

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Pros and Cons of Heckling Each National League Wild Card Contender
by Rick Paulas (9/15/2006)

American Girl Dolls Write To President Bush
by Kate Hahn (9/14/2006)

Monologue: Bill Cosby’s Unused Dialogue as the Voice of King Kong During the Final Confrontation on Top of the Empire State Building in Peter Jackson’s King Kong
by Mike Jones (9/14/2006)

Refreshingly Honest Crate And Barrel Catalog Descriptions
by Kyle Killen (9/13/2006)

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 12: On Time Monkeys
by Oronte Churm (9/13/2006)

An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
by Kari Anne Roy (9/12/2006)

Sestina: How to Live Large: A Debate
by Anna Guzon (9/12/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences
by Adam Cloe, Alan Prather, Aryeh Cohen-Wade, David Ng, Eric Meltzger, Greg Van Laningham, Jake Landis, John Raub, Julian Gallo, Matthew Gruenberg, Michael Rose and Rusty Lee (9/10/2006)

Overheard Cell Phone Conversation in Which Movies of the 1980s Were Mentioned
by A.S. Hamrah (9/9/2006)

Three New Mac Ad Ideas
by Tom Batten (9/8/2006)

List: World Leader Fonts
by Michael Meilan (9/7/2006)

List: For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
by Matthew Webster (9/7/2006)

List: Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character?
by Caley Feldman (9/7/2006)

Thomas Friedman Explains the Issues of the Day
by Sean Carman (9/7/2006)

George Viebranz Has Taken to His Bed: Dispatch 4: I Get Around
by George Viebranz (9/7/2006)

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra
by Jen Biundo (9/6/2006)

Philip Graham Spends a Year in Lisbon: Dispatch 3: 365 Days of Pork Surprise
by Philip Graham (9/5/2006)

Charlie Brown Has Never Knowingly Taken Steroids
by Andrew and Edward Kirkpatrick (9/5/2006)

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper
by John Moe (8/31/2006)

List: Suggested New Names for “Curry in a Hurry” After Last Saturday’s Dining Experience
by Ryan Paxton (8/30/2006)

List: Physical Characteristics I Wished My Boyfriend Possessed During Last Night’s Power Outage
by Kristie McClanahan (8/30/2006)

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