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April 7, 2021The Only Acceptable Form of Free Speech Is Giving Me Money
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April 6, 2021Is Your Child Practicing the Recorder, or Are Winged Harpies from the Seventh Circle of Hell Tormenting You from Within Your Own Home?
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April 6, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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April 6, 2021Cancel Culture Has Gotten Out of Control, Which Is Why I’m Canceling My MLB TV Subscription
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April 6, 2021“Thank You for Coming”: A Remembrance of the Gratitude and the Gorgeousness of Public Readings
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April 6, 2021We’re Stepping Away from Banking to Focus on Pens
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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April 2, 2021Leaked Emails from Simon Peter to Members of the Alpha Omega Fraternity
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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April 2, 2021For the Record, We Aren’t Too Crazy About Moses Either