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William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count

Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors

I’m Selling the Very Sentence You’re Reading as a Non-Fungible Token

Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth

An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting

The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial

For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming

The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”

Middle-Aged Skateboarding Maneuvers

I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down

I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic

Beer Is Proof