List: Vegetarian Alternatives to Bowling
by Christopher Harris and John Painting (12/6/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winners #23, #24, and #25: Far Out
by Brian Christian, Michael Benson and Walter Murch (12/6/2006)

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Feelings
by Dan Liebert (12/6/2006)

Mike Fowler’s Dinner With Putin: Scene 1: A Libertarian Journalist Rewarded
by Michael Fowler (12/6/2006)

Sestina: Crusaders
by Kiki Petrosino (12/6/2006)

List: Poorly Named Game Shows of the Middle Ages
by Matt Osten (12/1/2006)

List: Cities From Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities or Unique Baby Names From
by Greg Santos (12/1/2006)

List: Nuclear Plant or Retirement Community?
by Josh Fischel (12/1/2006)

The Convergences Contest: An Addendum to the Foregoing, and a Visitor Challenge
by Lawrence Weschler (11/30/2006)

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Wolf-Child
by Dan Liebert (11/30/2006)

Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
by Jason Roeder (11/30/2006)

FreeDarko’s Executive Quarters of Organized Basketball: The Basket of Birth
by Dr. Lawyer Indianchief (11/30/2006)

Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief: Paris Hilton
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (11/28/2006)

Selections From The Notebooks Of Max Roosevelt, 15-Year-Old Socialist
by Ben Dwertman (11/28/2006)

Sestina: Spaghetti Western Sestina
by Richard Peabody (11/27/2006)

Monologue: An 8-Foot Submarine Sandwich Gives Himself a Pep Talk
by Alex Berg (11/27/2006)

Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From If I Did It! The Musical.
by Ben Greenman (11/23/2006)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide
by Suzanne Yeagley (11/21/2006)

List: Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson’s New Book
by Ann Slichter, Jeff Drake, John Roberston and Wendy Molyneux (11/20/2006)

Sestina: Invitation to the BLSA Dinner: Friday, November 5, 8:00 P.M., College of William and Mary
by Ruthanne Doetzer (11/20/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Of Romans and Pussycats: Provence
by Kevin Dolgin (11/19/2006)

Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Avoiding Mongol Capture
by John Hallmann (11/17/2006)

Tripadvisor.Com Reviews: Jekyll & Hyde B&B
by Kate Hahn (11/17/2006)

List: Classic Titles We Tried to Turn Into Fake Titles for O.J.‘s New Book That Turned Out to Sound Too Much Like Real Titles for O.J.’s New Book
by Ann Slichter, Jeff Drake, John Roberston and Wendy Molyneux (11/16/2006)

List: Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
by Wendi Aarons (11/16/2006)

List: Reasons Selected Relationships With Women Have Failed, in Autobiographical Order, From Fifth Grade to Present
by Scott Downes (11/16/2006)

List: Acceptable Written Forms for the Bullwhip Sound Effect
by Adam Koford (11/16/2006)

List: Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
by Eric Feezell (11/16/2006)

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: A Unique Opportunity
by Dan Liebert (11/16/2006)

Cate Blanchett Upgrades Her Cable Service
by Emily Talbott (11/16/2006)

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