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May 4, 2021The Empire Should Continue Working Remotely Post-Pandemic
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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May 3, 2021Five Things Only Morse Code Fans Will Understand
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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April 30, 2021Great News from the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening
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April 30, 2021CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants
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April 30, 2021The ’90s Are Back, and They Aren’t Leaving Without Their Son
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April 29, 2021The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You
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April 29, 2021If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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April 28, 2021Are You Accused of Being a Vaccinated Teacher or a Salem Witch?
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April 28, 2021Baba Yaga Announces That She Is Distancing Herself From Tucker Carlson