ARCHIVE

List: Prescription Drug or Metal Band?
by Eryk Salvaggio (11/1/2006)

List: Self-Help Books for Hipsters
by Jennifer Dziura (11/1/2006)

Brett Favre Is Like A Kid Out There
by Adam Underhill (10/31/2006)

Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief: Gary Busey
by Mike Richardson-Bryan (10/31/2006)

My Father The Lawyer
by Chris Van Orden (10/30/2006)

Monologue: And They Say You Can’t Get Any Jobs With a Philosophy Degree
by Devin Blake (10/30/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The (or at Least a) Temple of Spanish Soccer
by Kevin Dolgin (10/29/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Another Carnival of Convergences
by Andrea Ford, Ariel S. Winter, Jimmy Chen, Kevin Deutsch, Manuel Gonzales and Robert Joseph Carreon (10/28/2006)

The Terror Alert Levels: A Brown Person’s Guide
by RT Sehgal (10/27/2006)

List: Reasons I Disagree With the Premise of the Song “A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes.”
by Chris Hughes (10/27/2006)

List: Taboos Never Mentioned at Meetings of the Jane Austen Society
by Chuck Strangward (10/27/2006)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Ellen Bar, Ballerina
by Suzanne Yeagley (10/27/2006)

I’m Starting to Suspect a Dungeons-and-Dragons Player Named “Elgdorf the Mage” Is Abusing His Wikipedia Editorial Privileges
by Teddy Wayne (10/26/2006)

Monologue: Slash Prepares to Run to 7-Eleven for Cigarettes at 4 A.M
by Nick Kirincic (10/26/2006)

I Cannot Possibly Buy Girl Scout Cookies From Your Daughter At This Time
by Charlie Nadler (10/25/2006)

Brutus and I
by Rick Stoeckel (10/24/2006)

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Respecting My Boundaries
by Dan Liebert (10/24/2006)

Following My Creative Writing Teacher’s Advice to Write “Like My Parents Are Dead.”
by Ellie Kemper (10/23/2006)

Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Disptach 24
by Scott Douglas (10/23/2006)

Sestina: Beyond January
by Jenna Cardinale (10/23/2006)

Postcards from “The Edge.”
by Pasha Malla (10/20/2006)

List: Daydreams I’ve Had About a Giant Hand and One About a Man With an Elongated Arm
by Anthony Messina (10/20/2006)

List: Titles Still Available for Taut, Fast-Paced Legal Thrillers
by Lars Ostrom (10/20/2006)

List: Rejected Names for Nerds Candy
by Hannah Schaefer (10/20/2006)

From The Grad Schoolyard: The Diarrhea Song
by Edward Fairchild, Jake Swearingen and Sam King (10/19/2006)

Celebrity Biographies Written By A Guy Who Cannot Distinguish Fiction From Reality
by Ben Joseph (10/18/2006)

Johnny Knoxville’s Letters To His Brother
by Justin Warner (10/17/2006)

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: The Château d’If
by Kevin Dolgin (10/17/2006)

Sestina: Fundamentals of Reinsurance
by Chad McCracken (10/16/2006)

Monologue: Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
by Glen Weldon (10/16/2006)

McSweeney’s is a publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, the Believer, and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store. We’re also transitioning to a nonprofit and would greatly appreciate your help. You can support us today by making a donation.