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Archive
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May 19, 2021Beaver of Fine Arts: This Week’s Pop Quiz: Your Enne-dam Personality Type
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May 18, 2021Sorry I’ve Been So Weird During This Alligator Attack
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May 18, 2021Our Frat Boy Handmaiden Supreme Court Is Ready to Rule on Women’s Right to Choose
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May 18, 2021My Boss Kevin Waves Frantically As I Stray from This Zoom Call’s Agenda
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May 17, 2021Bruce Springsteen Is Reflective, Mindful, and on Fire
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May 17, 2021My Increasingly Desperate Attempts to Recreate the Theater Experience During the Pandemic
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May 17, 2021Introducing Kaybl: The New Service That Bundles Your Favorite Content for One Flat Monthly Fee!
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”
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May 13, 2021Who Wore It Better: A Professionally Styled Model, or Me?