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May 26, 2021I, William Shakespeare, Also Went Through a Pandemic
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May 25, 2021It Was Not an Insurrection—It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to Two-for-One Taco Night at Chili’s
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
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May 24, 2021A Productive Meeting Between the District and Teachers About the Next School Year
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May 24, 202161 Die Hard Sequels We’d Like to See
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May 24, 2021Bob Dylan’s Zombie Blood on the Tracks
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May 21, 2021Boyfriend Patch Notes
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May 21, 2021The Netflix Algorithm for Parenting
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May 21, 2021Please, the Only Way I Can Parallel Park Is If You Constantly Stare at Me
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May 20, 2021McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Emerson Whitney, Author of Heaven
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May 20, 2021The Current Real Estate Market Scoffs at Your Competitive Offer