Oldie
Half cramp
Failslide
Kickflop
Shakie
Backside flab
Feeble grind
Cricked grind
Boredslide
McWist
Crabbylerial
Alley-oops
No-compute
Inward mealflip
Staleflesh
Frontside disaster
Shlump-it
Cowerslide
Nearly 5-0
Trendy grab
Wipe up
April 8, 2021
Middle-Aged Skateboarding Maneuvers
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