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Archive
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January 29, 2021The Jewish Space Laser’s Label Disclaimer
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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January 28, 2021The Important Thing Is to Keep Blindly Pouring All Your Money into the Stock Market
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January 28, 2021An Open Letter to the Folks in 2020 Who Allowed Me to Speak to Them Through My Mask for Extended Periods While We Waited for Things
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January 28, 2021The Art of Conversation for Eloquent Sophisticates
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January 27, 2021AITAs for Parents of Young Children
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January 27, 2021Haikus Written by Your Local Barista
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January 27, 2021In the Middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, We Have Decided to Reopen Restaurants
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January 27, 2021Beaver of Fine Arts: There Will Be No Extra Credit
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January 26, 2021High School Theater Bingo
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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January 26, 2021Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Introduction to McSweeney’s 62: The Queer Fiction Issue