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December 11, 2020Daily COVID Deaths in the U.S. Now Surpass the Death Toll of 9/11, But That’s Fine Because 106 Republican Lawmakers Support Overturning the Election
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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December 11, 2020Ugly Holiday Sweaters for 2020
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December 10, 2020The Thing with Feathers
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December 10, 2020Modern Yiddish Insults for the Outgoing President
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December 10, 2020You Know a Movie Is Classic When a Character Is Carrying Three or Four Coffees
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December 10, 2020Reviews of New Food: DiGiorno’s Croissant Crust Pizza
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December 9, 2020The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 9, 2020Election Results If Electoral Votes Were Apportioned by Forms of Gerrymandering Other Than Congressional Districts
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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December 8, 2020Think 2020 Has Been Long for You? I’m the Kid from Tuck Everlasting, and It’s Literally Been Forever for Me
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December 8, 2020The 10 Rules of Conservative Comedy