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Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans

I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here

Short Conversations with Poets: Khaled Mattawa

We Are Living in Orwell’s 1984. I Think. I Don’t Know. I Didn’t Read the Book. Who’s Orwell?

Dry January Is Shocked By Your Naïveté

An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations

Refusing to Publish My CSI Miami Erotic Fan Fiction Is an Assault on the First Amendment

Visiting Paris vs. Giving Me $20 to Throw Dirt On Your Floor and Dress Like a Pigeon

We Must Take a Bipartisan Approach to Stopping This Armed, Violent Rebellion Us Republicans Have Perpetuated For Years

I’m the 25th Amendment, and I’ve Been Waiting for This Moment My Entire Life

Domestic Terrorists Stormed the Capitol and Our Republic Is in Tatters, But It Was All Worth It Because We Got the Judges

If War Correspondents Reported on the MAGA Riots in the Same Way They Reported on Coup Attempts in Other Countries