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May 21, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Thimble
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 20, 2019Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around with Your Daughter
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May 20, 2019Fast Times at Alabama High
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women
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May 17, 2019Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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May 16, 2019I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds
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May 15, 2019Sheryl Crow’s “All I Wanna Do” Updated for the Gig Economy
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May 15, 2019Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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May 15, 2019Suburban Legends