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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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March 21, 2019What Happens If You Say “Thank You” to Someone Who Wasn’t Complimenting You
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March 20, 2019This Year’s Purim Sermon Sucks
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March 20, 2019How to Take a Compliment in the Midwest
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March 20, 2019If They Discovered Racially Charged Ions In the Hadron Collider
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March 19, 2019A Review of the Classic Video Game, Toddler Bedtime