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Archive
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 13, 2019A List of Things Muslims and Jews Have in Common, Written by a Muslim and a Jew
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March 13, 2019This Candidate Seems Progressive, But Is Their Name Bernie Enough?
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March 13, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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March 12, 2019Did I Mention That I Am Not On Social Media?
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March 12, 2019Revolutionary Quotes From Centrist History
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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March 11, 2019I Refuse to Apologize for My Old, Harmless Jokes About Rape Cults, the Underdeveloped Psyche of Women, and Sexual Assault
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March 11, 2019The Freelancer’s Guide to Deductions