A List of Things Muslims and Jews Have in Common, Written by a Muslim and a Jew

1. Beards

2. Funny hats

3. Funny wedding dances

4. Judgy moms

5. Hummus

6. Blessing meat before eating it

7. Bacon-envy

8. Jerusalem

9. The Old Testament

10. Excess unwanted body hair

11. Obsession with guys named “Mo” (“…hammed” and “…ses”)

12. Holidays with fasting*
*- See #7, “Bacon-envy”

13. Fear of the male foreskin

14. Arranged marriages

15. The media (being misrepresented by it/being accused of “running it”)

16. Awful dating apps*
*- #14 is actually not looking so bad anymore