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Gilli Messer

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Gilli Messer

Los Angeles writer, actress, and mother of dragons (e.g., rescue dogs). A summa cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa (Latin & Greek for “nerdy”) graduate of Barnard College, Gilli is book smart but real-life clueless.