All posts tagged
jewish
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September 10, 2018Sorry, But Once Again We’ve Scheduled a Meeting On Your Jewish Holiday
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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October 3, 2016List: Jewish Holidays That Sarah Siblowski and I Fabricated to Get Out of School While Coming of Age in Utah in the 1980s
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August 4, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Bar Mitzvah Entertainer
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April 22, 2016List: The ABCs of Passover
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December 11, 2015Happy Chanukah! I’m Leaving You
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December 7, 2015Ultimate Dreidel Fighting Rules
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September 11, 2015Monologue: I Love Fiddler On the Roof. So I Decided to Live It
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April 8, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: One of the Eight Million Stories in the Naked City
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April 3, 2015List: Rejected Ben & Jerry’s Passover Flavors
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant