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All posts tagged
jewish
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March 20, 2019This Year’s Purim Sermon Sucks
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March 13, 2019List: A List of Things Muslims and Jews Have in Common, Written by a Muslim and a Jew
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September 10, 2018Sorry, But Once Again We’ve Scheduled a Meeting On Your Jewish Holiday
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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October 3, 2016List: Jewish Holidays That Sarah Siblowski and I Fabricated to Get Out of School While Coming of Age in Utah in the 1980s
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August 4, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Bar Mitzvah Entertainer
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April 22, 2016List: The ABCs of Passover
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December 11, 2015Happy Chanukah! I’m Leaving You
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December 7, 2015Ultimate Dreidel Fighting Rules
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September 11, 2015Monologue: I Love Fiddler On the Roof. So I Decided to Live It
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell