All posts tagged
jewish
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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October 3, 2016List: Jewish Holidays That Sarah Siblowski and I Fabricated to Get Out of School While Coming of Age in Utah in the 1980s
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August 4, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Bar Mitzvah Entertainer
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April 22, 2016List: The ABCs of Passover
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December 11, 2015Happy Chanukah! I’m Leaving You
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December 7, 2015Ultimate Dreidel Fighting Rules
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September 11, 2015Monologue: I Love Fiddler On the Roof. So I Decided to Live It
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April 8, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: One of the Eight Million Stories in the Naked City
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April 3, 2015List: Rejected Ben & Jerry’s Passover Flavors
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January 15, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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August 21, 2018I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine