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Archive
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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August 21, 2018I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine
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August 20, 2018How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation
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August 20, 2018What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 20, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results