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November 17, 2017Listen Up, Bitches: It’s Lysistrata Time!
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November 17, 2017For the Love of God, Someone Please Complete This Crossword Puzzle!
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November 17, 2017Guilt-Riddled Algebra
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November 17, 2017Senate Bill No. 69-2017 – The Peremptory and Preemptive Senator Self-Nicknaming Act
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November 16, 2017To Combat Sexual Harassment, I’ve Decided to Only Hire Labrador Retrievers
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November 16, 2017Roy Moore Signs Your High School Yearbook
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November 16, 2017Effective Altruist Consumer Reports: Apple’s 27-inch iMac Pro vs. Ten Years of Education for Two Underprivileged Nepalese Girls
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November 16, 2017A To-Do List Before You Write Your Dissertation
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November 15, 2017Why Our 12-Ounce Cold-Pressed Juice Costs $71
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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November 15, 2017Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause
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November 14, 2017I Do Not Recall Whether or Not I Am Jeff Sessions