ISSUE 59 VIRTUAL RELEASE EVENTS!

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November 17, 2017

For the Love of God, Someone Please Complete This Crossword Puzzle!

by Dan Caprera

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March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 13, 2020

This Side of Paradise: A Letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, Quarantined in the South of France

by Nick Farriella

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More Sensitive — and Rocking — Messaging From University Deans to Their Beleaguered Students

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March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

by Jeremy Blachman
March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky