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Dan Caprera
Dan Caprera is a freelancer living in Chicago. His work has been featured by The Daily Mail, Lonely Planet, The A.V. Club, Uproxx, The Chive, Splitsider, Golf Digest, 9News Denver, National Lampoon, Points in Case, Mic, ShortList, and BroBible. He has a website.
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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April 29, 2019List: The 9 Best Scenes From Game Of Thrones’ “Battle of Winterfell” Episode
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March 15, 2019How to Create Your Very Own Crossword Puzzle
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December 21, 2018Merry Christmas, Larry!
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 10, 2018List: Comic Book Sound Effects For the Modern Era
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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March 2, 2018The Critics Rave for The Man On the Dock!
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February 5, 2018The Muellertese Falcon
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January 24, 2018Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory
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January 17, 2018The Montreal Cognitive Assessment: A Very Hard Brain Test for Very Stable Geniuses
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes