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Dan Caprera
Dan Caprera is a Brooklyn-based comedian who has written for the New York Times, the New Yorker, Vulture, Slackjaw, Mic, Weekly Humorist, Funny or Die, and The New York Times Crossword puzzle. In addition, his work has been featured by The Daily Mail, Lonely Planet, The A.V. Club, Uproxx, The Chive, Golf Digest, ShortList, and BroBible. He has a website.
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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September 24, 2019The White Claws of Wrath
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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April 29, 2019The 9 Best Scenes From Game Of Thrones’ “Battle of Winterfell” Episode
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March 15, 2019How to Create Your Very Own Crossword Puzzle
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December 21, 2018Merry Christmas, Larry!
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 10, 2018Comic Book Sound Effects For the Modern Era
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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March 2, 2018The Critics Rave for The Man On the Dock!
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February 5, 2018The Muellertese Falcon
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