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September 14, 2018

Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding

by Dan Caprera

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List: Suggested Caveats for Standard Wedding Vows

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Monologue: Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is

by Patrick Cassels

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

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