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May 10, 2010To the Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night
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September 7, 2010A Hot Air Balloon Captain Addresses His Crew On the Eve of a Very Important Hot Air Balloon Race
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July 6, 2023What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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