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All posts tagged
speeches
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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March 18, 2016Monologue: A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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February 26, 2016Monologue: An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 25, 2016A Candidate of All Faiths
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January 12, 2016List: State of The Union Talking Points That Were Cut for Time
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December 18, 2015Monologue: Annie Gives a Corporate Motivational Speech
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November 5, 2014Monologue: Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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January 20, 2014A Tough Act to Follow: Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” Speech
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August 2, 2012My Thank You Speech for Poetry Class
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I