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All posts tagged
speeches
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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March 18, 2016Monologue: A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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February 26, 2016Monologue: An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 25, 2016A Candidate of All Faiths
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January 12, 2016State of The Union Talking Points That Were Cut for Time
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December 18, 2015Monologue: Annie Gives a Corporate Motivational Speech
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November 5, 2014Monologue: Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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January 20, 2014A Tough Act to Follow: Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” Speech
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August 2, 2012My Thank You Speech for Poetry Class
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