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All posts tagged
speeches
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March 8, 2024How to Accept an Award Without Making Your Voters Regret It
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February 26, 2024How to Give a Wedding Toast Without Annoying Hundreds of Hungry Guests
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February 7, 2024How to Give a Toast to a Departing Coworker
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 8, 2020An Oral History of Donald Trump’s Famous “Everyone Wanted the Belt” Speech
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February 17, 2020The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself… and Goblins
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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