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All posts tagged
speeches
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October 8, 2020An Oral History of Donald Trump’s Famous “Everyone Wanted the Belt” Speech
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February 17, 2020The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself… and Goblins
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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February 26, 2016An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 25, 2016A Candidate of All Faiths
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January 12, 2016State of The Union Talking Points That Were Cut for Time
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December 18, 2015Annie Gives a Corporate Motivational Speech
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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