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speeches
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February 17, 2020The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself… and Goblins
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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February 26, 2016An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 25, 2016A Candidate of All Faiths
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January 12, 2016State of The Union Talking Points That Were Cut for Time
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December 18, 2015Annie Gives a Corporate Motivational Speech
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November 5, 2014Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer
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September 24, 2020Captions From My Parents’ Museum of Conceptual Art
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September 24, 2020
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September 24, 2020Campaign Donations Amongst the Liberal Elite