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All posts tagged
speeches
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 8, 2020An Oral History of Donald Trump’s Famous “Everyone Wanted the Belt” Speech
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February 17, 2020The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself… and Goblins
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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September 14, 2018Best Man’s Speech For Brett’s Second Wedding
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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February 26, 2016An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 25, 2016A Candidate of All Faiths
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January 12, 2016State of The Union Talking Points That Were Cut for Time
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types