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speeches
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February 16, 2009Addressing the Followers the Day After My End-of-the-World Prophecy Failed to Come True
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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October 1, 2008A Populist’s Speech for the Patriotic Masses
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June 26, 2008A Press Conference Announcing My Leaving My Girlfriend Early to Declare for the NBA Draft
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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November 9, 2007A Presidential Campaign Speech That Will Help You Sweep the Popular Vote
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March 5, 2007A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Friend’s Marriage of Convenience at the Municipal Building
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February 14, 2007Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
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