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All posts tagged
speeches
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June 9, 2005Bawdy Best Man Speeches, Given By The Actual Best Man On Earth At The Time
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March 16, 20052008 Presidential Stump Speech of Billy Bush, Cousin of George W. Bush and Access Hollywood Entertainment Reporter
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January 26, 2005If Bush’s Speech Had Rocked as Hard as His Inauguration
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June 6, 2003Excerpts From My Speech on Forest Fire Prevention (Reprinted from February 22, 1999)
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May 27, 2002Selected Speeches on the Theme of “Perfect Day,” as Summarized in the British Airways Japanese Speech Contest for Schools Program
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April 8, 2002Comments Written on Evaluations of My Speech on Needle Exchange Programs
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February 7, 2002Editorial
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November 7, 2001The Pep Talk.
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June 25, 2001My Acceptance Speech
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April 2, 2001The First Annual New York University Neal Pollack Chair In American Literature Lecture
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 17, 2024The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)
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April 17, 2024What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend