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speeches
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July 17, 2006We Must Never Forget Whatever Happened Here Today
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March 8, 2006A Seminar For Nightclub Bouncers, As Conducted By A Big, Menacing Former Doorman Who Abhors Violence
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March 7, 2006Why Can’t I Be As Smart As You?
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June 9, 2005Bawdy Best Man Speeches, Given By The Actual Best Man On Earth At The Time
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March 16, 20052008 Presidential Stump Speech of Billy Bush, Cousin of George W. Bush and Access Hollywood Entertainment Reporter
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January 26, 2005If Bush’s Speech Had Rocked as Hard as His Inauguration
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June 6, 2003Excerpts From My Speech on Forest Fire Prevention (Reprinted from February 22, 1999)
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May 27, 2002Selected Speeches on the Theme of “Perfect Day,” as Summarized in the British Airways Japanese Speech Contest for Schools Program
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April 8, 2002Comments Written on Evaluations of My Speech on Needle Exchange Programs
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February 7, 2002Editorial
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