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speeches
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March 9, 2010The Keynote Address at the Annual Conspirators’ Convention.
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February 16, 2010When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.
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February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
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September 30, 2009A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference
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July 27, 2009God’s Resignation Speech
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February 16, 2009Addressing the Followers the Day After My End-of-the-World Prophecy Failed to Come True
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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October 1, 2008A Populist’s Speech for the Patriotic Masses
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June 26, 2008A Press Conference Announcing My Leaving My Girlfriend Early to Declare for the NBA Draft
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