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Dan Caprera
Dan Caprera is a Brooklyn-based comedian who has written for the New York Times, the New Yorker, Vulture, Slackjaw, Mic, Weekly Humorist, Funny or Die, and The New York Times Crossword puzzle. In addition, his work has been featured by The Daily Mail, Lonely Planet, The A.V. Club, Uproxx, The Chive, Golf Digest, ShortList, and BroBible. He has a website.
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January 17, 2018The Montreal Cognitive Assessment: A Very Hard Brain Test for Very Stable Geniuses
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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December 8, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Libertarian Goldilocks
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November 17, 2017For the Love of God, Someone Please Complete This Crossword Puzzle!
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October 27, 2017[REDACTED]
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October 12, 2017Sadly, I Will Be Unable to Attend Your Dinner Party as It Is Clearly an Elaborate Scheme to Murder Me
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September 14, 2017Introducing the Incredible Flip-Flopper!
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August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
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August 11, 2017If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You Are Waaaaay Too Close!
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July 25, 2017Incerdlibe! Humnas Are Srmat Engouh to Raed Tihs, But Apapnerlty Tehy Stlil Arne’t Srmat Eonguh to WATCH MY ONE-MAN SHOW!
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July 13, 2017I Went to Dave’s Crab Cabin and All I Got Was This Really Long T-Shirt
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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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