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July 30, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Expiration, Single Lady
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July 30, 201525 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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July 29, 2015Required Reading Essay Questions Written By a First-Year Adjunct Who Does Not Have the Time or Wherewithal to Do the Required Reading
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July 29, 2015Best Joke Ever: Coyle and Sharpe: ’60s Pranksters Who Were a Bazillion Years Ahead of Their Time
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July 29, 2015Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
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July 28, 2015Bay Area to Standard American English Translator
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July 28, 2015Composer Patrick Greene on His Two-Movement Cycle Based on the Poetry of W. S. Di Piero’s Tombo
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July 28, 2015What My Boss Is Jamaican Me Feel Besides Crazy
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July 27, 2015Notes on Your Novel
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July 27, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Cruz, Alexander
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July 27, 2015Attainable Goals for the Modern American In Lieu of Trying to “Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.”
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July 24, 2015I’m an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales