1. your
2. parents
3. are
4. taking
5. this
6. way
7. too
8. seriously
9. their
10. aggressive
11. and
12. goal-focused
13. parenting
14. style
15. will
16. isolate
17. and
18. minimize
19. their
20. ability
21. to
22. parent
23. you
24. effectively
25. puppy
July 30, 2015
25 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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