1. your
2. parents
3. are
4. taking
5. this
6. way
7. too
8. seriously
9. their
10. aggressive
11. and
12. goal-focused
13. parenting
14. style
15. will
16. isolate
17. and
18. minimize
19. their
20. ability
21. to
22. parent
23. you
24. effectively
25. puppy
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