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kindergarten

August 27, 2018

Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year

by Rachel Rabkin Peachman
February 15, 2017

Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay

by Faith Salie
July 30, 2015

List: 25 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade

by David Tate
June 2, 2009

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Everything I Know

by Dan Liebert
December 18, 2006

Monologue: Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006

by Mike Jones
January 27, 2006

A Mother’s Plea

by Jim Stallard

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

by Robin Zlotnick

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October 22, 2018

Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club

by Marisela Grajeda Gonzalez
October 22, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word

by Alan Hirsch
October 22, 2018

Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking

by Matthew Disler
October 19, 2018

Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value

by Lincoln Michel