Everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten except cunnilingus and parallel parking.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
June 2, 2009
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